Thursday, September 8, 2022

I'm a fat liar

Well... 
Holy shit, that didn't take long for me to eat my words. So apparently when asked, I will not decline a key, especially when Elo asks me to go, cuz I know he can carry my horrible damage. 
I had a 12 Iron Docks key, and was iffy on that one, but we did it anyways. Then he lowered his 21 Gambit key to a 15... and I figured what the hell, I'm used to dying several times in keys anyways. I think I only died once but potted so much times LOL. 
Anywhos, after we were done and I got my Achievement for the 15 Key, Elo tells me my vault is gonna be a 304 piece... WHHAAAATTTTT!?!?!?!?!
sure enough I go look. holy cripes!!!! 
This is awesome!!!! I need more!... and I know I've talked about how proud I was about my damage in heroics, well shit... Nothing like keys to put your sorry ass in its place.
I know my role... Here, this is my role when running keys with Elo:
- don't stand in shit
- poke at things when you're not running around like headless chicken
- try not to wipe the group
- SS tank or heals... I would say him too, but he never dies
- look cute
- sit back and collect your valor to go upgrade your shit

Aww man, I'm a pro at being carried already, I love it. How sad am I that after freaking out about all this shit, all it takes is upgrading my gear that makes me change my tune real quick. Sadly it's addicting... I want more, More, MORE!!!! Maybe I'm bi-polar or something. sooo kidding, that's a serious condition and I should not be making jokes. 

Anyways... just wanted to share my first 304 vault option...
Fuckin TUESDAY!!! hurry up and get here already! UGH!

ok bye!